erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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