I wish life had little blips of pornography
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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