So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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