YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I came so hard my ears popped.
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