Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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