What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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