New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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