okay pat passed out under dana's car
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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