Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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