Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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