Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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