Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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