How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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