I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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