Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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