conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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