your thong is hanging out like whoa
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
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I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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