How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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