I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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