Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize