We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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