Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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