This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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