Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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