It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he puts the penis in happiness.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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