Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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