I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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