Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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