She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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