You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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