just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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