Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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