I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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