need another drink. this is the easiest way
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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