He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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