I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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