So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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