How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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