my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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