He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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