covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
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so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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