U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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