hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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