I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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