YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Jerry, you need to find god
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Randomize