woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
i think i just lost a toe
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Randomize