doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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