actually, I'm a sock model
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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