everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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