it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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