Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Naked. naked and bneed help.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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