He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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