I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️