U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."