i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Randomize
